Excerpt of tonight’s dinner conversation…

Kate: I’m full. Can I have dessert?
Eric: Kate, if you’re full, then you don’t have room for dessert.
Canon: Well, I have a part of my tummy for regular food and another part for dessert.
Eric: You know, cows have multiple stomachs, and the last time I looked (and I’ve looked quite closely…) you are not a cow.
Kathryn (to Kate): Do you think Canon looks like a cow?
Kate: No!
Anne (to Canon): You look like a cow, Canon.