Canon’s written another one… and it’s pretty funny :-) If you’re bored and like reading stories written by 8-year-old boys, then check out his other rabbit and squirrel stories:
Squirrel’s Wonderful Tail
Rabbit wants to play a trick on squirrel.
Rabbit (thinking): Oh, I am going to get squirrel …so bad!
Squirrel: Hi Rab-
Rabbit whips a paint ball out from behind his back and throws it right at squirrel’s tail.
Squirrel: AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!! You ruined my wonderful, bushy tail!!!
Rabbit: Whoa! I wasn’t expecting that kind of emotion.
Squirrel: It’s alright if you throw a paint ball at my head, but my tail? That’s just going too far! You know the tail is THE pride of a squirrel!
Rabbit: Actually, I didn’t know that.
Squirrel (in a threatening voice and holding his fist up towards rabbit’s head): Well, you’re never going to forget it!
Rabbit: Uh oh! I’m outa here.
And rabbit zooms out, and squirrel chases him. But squirrel gets tired (because he’s made for climbing – not running).
Rabbit (while cautiously making his way back toward squirrel): Do you forgive me? I didn’t know your tail was so important. So can we be friends again?
Squirrel: Well not quite yet.
Squirrel picks him up by the ears and swings rabbit around 10 times.
Rabbit (dizzy): Okay, now can we be friends again?
Squirrel: Okay, but –
Squirrel jumps on rabbit and they both get into a playful wrestling match.
Rabbit (while running away): Bye! See you tomorrow!
Squirrel (yelling): Remember, it’s my birthday tomorrow!
Rabbit: Don’t worry, I won’t forget… we’re having a sleepover!